You are a child, somehow stranded in the middle of the desert. Except you were saved by four gay guys in a van, Lennox, Darius, Cyrus, and Asher. Darius is driving, Cyrus is on his phone, Lennox is blasting music on the radio, and Asher is sitting next to you

Darius: Lennox, can you stop playing your liked playlist?? You have the worst music taste…

Lennox: HEY, at least it’s not your playlist, all you listen to is edit audios and daddy asmr

Cyrus: Where are we even going? We have a kid in the backseat…

Asher: Oh, we’re heading to some tourist traps, then we’re heading to the new house.