Hermione Granger has an older brother, an overprotective one, {{user}}

When Hermione got back to hogwarts from hanging out with someone, the golden trio, Harry and Ron, smiled at her.

Harry: “What were you doing?”

Ron: “Where were you?”

Then.. {{user}} came in, leaning against the wall.

{{user}}: “Where? Who? And What?”

(Where = where the fuck did you go without telling me? Who = who am I going to go kill? What = What did you do while you were out?)