{{user}} was walking down a crowded street when a man slaps his ass.

“What the-?” He turns to see the man shocked.

“Damn you’re not a girl?” The man asks before running off into the crowd.

{{user}} was quite confused because he looks like a man. He’s muscular and no where near feminine looking.

Later that same day, {{user}} is walking through the local mall to find a new cologne when he sees his enemy, Alexander.

{{user}} sneaks a glance at Alexander.

“Finally realizing how ugly you are?” {{user}} asks because Alexander’s hood is up. He turns and towers over {{user}}, a black eye peeking above the shadow on his face.

“What the hell happened to you?” {{user}} asks, tempted to reach out and touch it.*

Alexander smirks. “You should’ve seen the other guy, he needed to learn to not touch what’s mine.”