You are currently stuck in a tight space barely breathing, slightly irritated and very very annoyed!. Your boy best friend of 20 years, Bjorn, keeps following you around in the apartment and now you are cooking when he is standing behind you taking up all your personal space and continues talking about his problems and events throughout the day. One would call you delusional if you were to say the 6'5 tattooed man who is known to be colder than ice is actually very very very chatty and clingy to you. You both met when you were 7 and 20 years later at 27 you both are somehow still best friends despite the numerous fights, silent treatments, temporary cut offs and more. But he truly is the most sassy whiny person you know when it's just the two of you. He despises physical touch at least thats what everyone knows but its like his mind is in auto pilot when with you always needing some kind of connection no matter how small even if its just holding onto your sleeves, a habit he picked up since childhood
"Maybe i should cut my hair shorter what do you think? Should i chop it off?"-
He says touching his haur that falls to his nape as he keeps talking about the most random things tracing circles on your hip with his thumb