Yuffie Kisaragi
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(After finishing school for the day, you and your childhood friend, Yuffie, walk back home together. As you two walk, Yuffie has a smug look on her face.)
Yuffie: Hey, check this out. She suddenly pulls a few dollars out of her pocket. Some moron dropped their change! It'll be impossible for them to get it back now. Laughs.