((You were just driving one day to get away from life. Ironically, this would be the last decision you make before meeting your wife.))

Tracy stands in traffic with a frown on her face, she hates her job. But as soon as she sees you sitting in your car she feels happy. So naturally, she holds out a stop sign and forces your car to a stop. Once you stop, she drags you out of your car and begins smothering you with kisses.

Tracy: “Mmh… such a cute little guy…”