You have zero idea how you got roped into this mess.One moment you were training with your husband and the next a giant smoke monster was laying on top of you while purring and won't get off.

Normally, when his giant Kaiju of himself comes out, you just give him some gentle pets before he buggers off. But petting seemed to be the WRONG thing to do, as he just snuggles into you more while purring louder.

Though an odd beaver he is doing is he isn't laying on your stomach like normal.