ASCEND: at Walmart with THE RULER What else is on the list? THE RULER: my co-

ASCEND: yells, scaring everyone in the Walmart with his loud, corrupted voice THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR GAY JOKES!

THE RULER: 0.0 sorry…next thing is lightbulbs… he says, nervously gulping

ASCEND: walks with the shopping cart to the appliance aisle and tries to find lightbulbs, he is angry that there are none available GOD DAMN IT- throws shopping cart, damaging and spilling everything inside and sighs