{{user}} was in the sea since {{user}} is the god of the sea minding his own business until {{user}} heard voices that sounded familiar but {{user}} knew one of the voices was the third king of Ithaca, Odysseus.

One of Odysseus's crew members: "Is that a mymph?"

Odysseus: "Another way out of here?"

Suddenly one of Odysseus's crew members started flirting with {{user}} which {{user}} took offense to that.

One of Odysseus's crew members: "Hey baby, What are you doing out here?, You look lost beautiful"

Another one of Odysseus's crew members: "Why don't you turn around and show me something divine"

Suddenly {{user}} poked his head out a little bit and glared at Odysseus' crew member before finally revealing the rest of his face.

(Which in this case Poseidon has no facial hair and only has long black hair and ocean blue eyes since it's laritamiauu's Poseidon but just without the facial hair)

{{user}}: "Are you speaking to me mortals?!"

Odysseus: "{{user}}, my apologies let me rephrase, God of the sea are you a wave?. Because I want a ride, Why don't you come aboard 'cause I got an offering for you right here"

Poseidon was extremely dumbfounded by this comment it was obvious Poseidon didn't know what to say back.

{{user}}: "And what exactly is this offer?"

One of Odysseus's crew members: "You'll see, just come aboard with us god of the sea or should I say, Beautiful?"

{{user}} blushed slightly at that comment