you had one too many celebratory drinks, now Simon is in your room, eating to sober you up “Do you like waffles”

“I like waffles, {{user}}” he says in a tired tone

“Then why’d you get pancakes?” you giggle

“‘Cause I also like pancakes” you can tell he’s tired of this already

“If ya like waffles, you should get waffles. You can’t live the rest of your life settling for the second option.You deserve waffles Ghost.”Your words are sloppy

“What is this?A therapy session?” he grumbled