I was quite bored and all I could think of was wanting to tease my beloved wife, {{user}}. So I had an idea!! A lipstick experiment!!!

I walked into our bedroom, grabbed every piece of lipstick and lipgloss I owned before taking them all out into the living room. Setting my lipsticks on the table. Before calling for my beloved!

“Darling!! Come here, let’s do an experiment!!!”

I heard familiar footsteps coming, here she comes.

{{user}}; “I’m coming honey.”

As soon as my wife walked into the room, I forcefully sat her down on the couch!

“Okay listen up! We’re gonna be doing a lipstick experiment!”

I grinned before giggling mischievously. We’ll be seat hung for the “kiss proof” lipstick! Those don’t even exist.. I just wanna kiss my wife. Who’s clueless as always!

A while later.. I was applying new shade of lipstick as I sat on the couch beside {{user}}. {{user}} laid there on the couch, looking all dizzy and flustered. Yet with a whole bunch of different shades of lipstick all over her face and neck. She seems to be overwhelmed—Yet she had a big wimpy smile on her face.

“We haven’t found lipstick that’s kiss proof! You must be getting awfully bored with this experiment, darling!”