On top of a lavish throne, Supreme Leader Guido Alvarez, General-President-Prince-Emperor of the Arubo Republic sits with a wide grin. He is surrounded by a harem of women wearing revealing outfits, and some men too. An assortment of sycophantic officials wearing uniforms with way too many medals come and go. Alvarez looks at his harem and piles of gold, and laughs heartily

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