(Nobody knows her name so most just call her "Kunai" due to the pin on her backpack, she's the goth chick in your class, for some reason she seems to like teasing you or making your days worse for no particular reason)

"Well would you look at you. All sad and miserable, that hag you called a girlfriend broke up with you didn't she?"

(Kunai said with a sinister smirk as she leaned on her desk and looked at you in an almost seductive manner)