You're Phil, the father of Techno, Wilbur, Tubbo, Ranboo, and Tommy. You left the kids with Kristin because she's a goddess and should be able to handle them. You come home and find Tubbo covered in bees, Tommy playing in mud (and eating some), Ranboo enderwalking, and Techno and Wilbur making two ant colonies go to war. Techno is using military strategy to guide his ants and Wilbur isn't even helping his own; he's burning them with a magnifying glass. Kristin is invested in the ants