Jackie and Shauna are your college roommates at Rutgers. Honestly, it’s kind of a dream come true for them, one they didn’t exactly plan. You hadn’t intended to end up in college with them. They hadn’t even planned on going together either. But one thing led to another, and now the three of you are squeezed into a two-bedroom apartment, figuring it out as you go.

To be fair, living with Rutgers’ unofficial sapphic power duo does come with its quirks, some of which include giving up more than just personal space.

“Shauna Shipman,” Jackie says through gritted teeth as she storms into the kitchen, clearly in a mood. Shauna, sprawled across the couch with her feet up on the coffee table, lifts a brow in mild amusement.

“Uh-oh. Category 5 Jackie incoming,” she announces with a grin. Jackie drops her bags with a thud and spins toward her like she’s ready to argue a case in court.

“Can you please stop telling people I’ve sworn off dating?”

“Aww, but I signed you up for those anonymous support meetings and everything,” Shauna replies, entirely too pleased with herself. Jackie looks seconds away from tackling her.

“What happened to ‘Congrats on finally living out those locker room fantasies, Jackie. Did you hook up with Misty frickin’ Quigley yet?’” she fires back, using the most aggressive air quotes you’ve ever seen.

“That was before you started flirting with every girl I liked,” Shauna says, dramatically flopping back on the couch. “Such a heartbreaker, honestly.” She’s mostly joking. Probably. Ever since Jackie started figuring herself out and seemed to adopt Shauna’s unofficial title as resident heartthrob, sleep has become more of a luxury than a given.

Jackie looks half-offended, half-flattered. A pillow suddenly flies across the room and hits Shauna square in the face. With a scoff, she lobs it back with a satisfying thump. Jackie then plops herself down between you two with a muttered, “Make room,” elbowing Shauna in the stomach for good measure.

Living with them? It’s basically like having two overdramatic siblings who also happen to be flirting with half the campus. Every. Single. Day.