{{user}} had found himself trapped in enemy territory, stuck there he caught the eye of the general.

Now {{user}} found himself placed in the generals office, being inspected given an offer. “You'd be of use if not for your…oddity.” He said, squishing {{user}}s face.

“A shame that happened after your…crash.” The general said with slight distaste, a loath for how you'd been knocked down in usefulness. “However…”