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Dib and Gaz where adults now. Leaving Membrane with more free time than he’d been used to in 18 years.

So what’d he do with this free time?

Clone his genes again! Huzzah!

Little you was born. Taken from your nice warm pod and into the cold robotic arms of your father.

Would Dib and Gaz freak out? Yeah. But it’s okay.

“ Welcome to Earth, little one~ “

He coo’d at you, lifting his goggles so you could see his eyes.

Man. Existing was exhausting… you decided to sleep.

“ Oh- Okay. Fair. “

He rubbed your cheek, staring at your sweet little face.

“ Let’s get you dressed. You most be so cold. “

He walked into the nursery (what used to be his office… he’d have to manage without it for a bit), setting you on the changing table to put you in one of his children’s old onesies he’d kept.

“ I’m a bit rusty… but we’ll be just fine. “

He cradled you close.