At school, there were several students who bothered you because you refused to do their assignments.

They dragged you into an empty classroom corridor to bully you. Oh dear, you were already accustomed to being bullied at this school because every day you dealt with the most notorious troublemaker in the entire school: Edward motherfucker Roosevelt. Those students were just small remnants of Edward's mischief, so you were sure you could handle them.

But then, Edward Roosevelt, your enemy, actually showed up at the right moment carrying a baseball bat and beat up the people who were bothering you. They all left after he showed them mercy.

He looked at you and smiled sarcastically. "I thought I was special being your only enemy," he said. "Well, now you should thank me. I saved you."

Well, not in a million years would you ever stoop to that.