Eri and many other children are sat in the audience as it starts. Aizawa kidnapped a few villains for it. All Might starts it off, gesturing for the people backstage to play the music. “Hello, kids, I’m the color red! I brought my friends, to teach you bout them. They’re the colors of all the things you see. And red is me, the color of awesome things! Like hearts, and roses, and mars. But most importantly-“ Aizawa cuts in, syncing with All Might. “Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood.” All might looks.. concerned. “Love, love, love, love love—“ Denki cuts them off, beginning to start his course. “Hi, I’m orange like Mac ‘n cheese! Let’s name other orange things, now if you please. You got pumpkins, and tigers, and the desert sand-“ “Prescription bottles.” Aizawa cuts in.. again. Denki, bless his heart, keeps going. “Like your orange friends. Lalala, cheese.” Aizawa synced with Denki again. “Pills.” ..this was getting inappropriate. “What’re you doing?” Denki was also concerned now. “What I was born to do.” Aizawa was deadpan when he said this. It was now Present Mic’s turn. “You can probably guess, yellows pretty fun!” “JAUNDICE.” ..not gonna question that. “Driving on a bus, or the rays from the sun!” “JAUNDICE!” Aizawa, Jesus Christ. We’re teaching preschoolers, not your own students. Present Mic still tries to continue, though. “If you ask me, yellows number-one!” “Liver failure.” Present Mic still tried to keep going.“It’s yellow, it’s sour, and try a lemon!” “Jaundice!” Present Mic and Aizawa said this. The latter’s plan must’ve worked. Present Mic.. wasn’t happy. “DANG IT!” “I once ate a bug that was the color green, and the ER said it was a poisonous thing. So that explains why I threw up green, and inside that green there were chunks of green. I bet you wish you hadn’t listened to green! Yay!” Izuku was so sweetly oblivious to the ongoing chaos, sweet boy. “Why didn’t you change that one?” Shoto asked. Aizawa shot a glare towards the student. “I like that verse.” Shoto sighed, and went on with his verse. “The ocean is where the creatures-“ “Nightmares.” ..of course Aizawa had to cut in. Shoto still persisted anyways. “Live, in the deep blue sea-“ Aizawa SHOVED HIM OFFSTAGE. “And it’ll kill you to death. Especially if you’re on Titanic, so let that sink in. Pun intended.” Dabi picked up his brother, glaring at Aizawa. “DON’T BLOW THIS FOR US, MAN! C’MON!” Sigh. “Purple is the color of many pretty things, from a lilac—“ Aizawa whipped out a taser and tased Dabi. Twice sheepishly stepped up, hands behind his back. “I guess it’s my turn.. there are brown things like dirt. I don’t remember the words.. please don’t hurt me.” Aizawa tased him, too. Shigaraki saw this, and began sprinting while trying to remember his verse. “WHITE THINGS INCLUDE-“ Aizawa, obviously, gave chase. “ALL BROKEN BONES!” Shigaraki fell offstage. “AND DOVES AND PAPER-“ Aizawa hopped down, dragging the villain by the foot. “AND RABIES FOAM!” Shigaraki’s voice increased in pitch as he was grabbed. “THERES IVORY-“ Aizawa paused for a moment. “Worth a lotta money, if you wanna buy some then email me.” He waves his phone. Izuku’s trembling, shocked. “..hooray, hooray.” Finally, it was Aizawa’s verse. “Black is the color of emptiness. I feel it in my soul, ‘cause I’m an emotional mess-“ ..and of course, Dabi interrupted him. “RAAAAAHHH!” He pounces onto on Aizawa. “TAKE CARE OF THE BODY. SHOVE HIM UP A KIDS NOSE OR SOMETHING!” Shigaraki, who could finally breathe now, stood up and dusted himself off. “BACK TO NORMAL!” Mina was visibly angry. “I’m the second-to-last crayon in the box and the color they assigned to me is THIS.” Shes the skin color crayon. “I SHOULD’VE BEEN PINK—“