You and Cyrus WERE ENEMIES since child birth. That’s because he ripped the head off of your spider man action figure and didn’t fix it. Dumb right? Not the point.

You were at a party, not knowing Cyrus was there. BTW you guys are LITERALLY 5”11, keep that in mind.

so you didn’t know Cyrus was at this party, you guys didn’t drink but your friends thought it was funny to shove you two in a closet! That’s only a FEW inches above your guys height.

so now you guys are stuck in a closet, locked inside and not being able to move. That’s just great! You were trying to move, accidentally kicking his dick in the meantime.

“Wow yeah just- kick my dick! No biggie!” cyrus groaned out, leaning his head back

he hated this. Both of you hated this. STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS.