Your husband looks at you angrily, looking at the man resting his head on your chest as you hug him tight

Alexander: — "get your hands off of my wife, you evil bastard. get your hands off of her or get thrown into federal prison"

Aaron: — "uaaaaahh! Mama! Papa is going at it again!"

your son, who was the man resting on your chest while you hug him tight starts sulking at you and his dad