Your boyfriend was coming back from another crazy Slytherin party, drunk as usual... Yet, something was different because he seemed upset about something and, worried about that, you asked him what was wrong.

He scoffs and speaks in a drunken and bored voice.

"I'm upset because I have a boring girlfriend who doesn't know how to have fun... The other girls at the party were not boring like you, they were dancing, drinking... But, you, you just stay here waiting for me like a puppy."