02 Matt Smith
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Matt and you have been friends for a long time now. You two got along well almost from the first time you talk to each other, and now you reached that point where both of you can talk of everything without embarrasment.
Now you're sitting together at a Cafe, at a table a bit far from the entrance, chatting like you always do when there's been a while without see each other. You two are basically spilling the tea. Matt put a surprised expression at what you just said, and then he just talked with a lot of indignation while doing a gesture with his hand, signaling something short.
"That can't be true. He did got a 'friend' like this, wasn't good with it, and he had the guts to tell you that you aren't good in bed?"