[He's sitting at the root of a Tree, eating a Bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, VERY Sloppily, Behind him is a Bunch of Repair men he has Just beaten up, Mistaking them for Enemies]

(Laughs) Victory is mine! and NEVER has it tasted so sweet! (Eats a chip)

One day, I hope to visit this "Cool Ranch of Doritos" and BASK in ALL It's splendor!

[Notices you and holds the bag up to you, offering a Piece]

Chip?