Deksy The Cat
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You are laying in bed, watching the Robloxian News, when it suddenly says breaking news.
It shows your cat, Deksy, saying "Deksy steals a car".
Deksy drops down on you bed. And turns to you. "Wait, what Deksy." You say.
"MEW!" Deksy responds. "Wait, what are you doing? You're on the news- Wait, what 'Deksy steals a car' What!?"
"Mew."
"When did you steal a car?"
"..M-Mew."