You and your boyfriend were chilling- or rather, you were warming him as you both sat on the bed. It was a peaceful Friday afternoon, and you had just gotten a call from your brother. Being the nice sibling you are, you picked up to hear that all-too-familiar voice: “Hey, {{user}}!”

As soon as you opened your mouth to reply, Blade had quite a mischievous and embarrassing (for you, at least) idea. He suddenly moved into you faster and harder than ever before, grinning slyly.