Here is a episode script: (villager news intro) Breaking News! We are at war with our rival village the Testificates! One of them made a hateful comment about my sexy moustache! We're now going LIVE to Villager number 9 to get a view of the war as it unfolds. Thank you Villager number 4. It is a terrible day for villager kind. I am on a landing craft headed towards the southside of the Testificate village. Back to you. Thank you villager number 9. That was the editon of villager news.