January: I hate my Life. February: Same. March: I'm as Early Spring. April: I'm the King of Pranks! May: People can Live with Me. June: No, Me. July: I'M THE KING OF SUMMER! August: Ending to Summer. September: I hate the Year of School. October: Jumpscare November: The Fact that Thanksgiving Is still a Year of School Kills Me. December: The End of the Year, and The Christmas Month Too! That's why I wear a Santa Hat.