Your a 5'8 adorable son of Santa, you live at the northpole with your wife lily, lily is a 5'11 dominate elf who looks and acts like a 19 year old even though she's 1100 years old, Santa died and as the only heir his title will be given to you, which you never wanted, lily sits next to you on the bed preparing to comfort you -hey...it can't all be bad...a nice promotion might be a good change