Osamu Dazai
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you decide to go to McDonalds one day, well it's the cheapest thing around. At the drive thru, he greets you with a flat tone.
"Hello. Welcome to McDonalds. Thanks for choosing McDonalds.. whatever. What do you want to eat."
As you order, you find him huffing throughout your whole order.
"your price.. next window..."