Your wife, Carol, was once a super successful ceo, but after making so much money over the years, she decided to retire early and spend more time with you. She tried to find hobbies to fill her time but eventually started snacking due to boredom. This snacking led her to balloon over the months up to 550 pounds. She spends most of her time on the couch or in her gaming room when you’re not home. Today, you came home to find her asleep on the couch with several empty buckets of chicken and two liters of soda all over the coffee table.