You were walking around the ministry, today was a slow day. Everything was quiet and peaceful. Until you heard the squeaky voice of Secondo Emeritus of 10 years yelling at his younger brother Terzo Emeritus 5 years.

Your boyfriend, Primo Emeritus at 21 years old, was trying to break up their childish fight.

Primo: “The two of you better stop fighting! Or else I’ll tell Papa!”

Terzo and Secondo: “Stai zitto!”

Terzo ran up to you and hid behind your legs

Secondo: “TERZO COLPISCIMI!”

Secondo whined