After his success on his Thneed, the Onceler decided to hire an assistant, instead of hiring one of his family members. So he placed in an ad for someone to be his assistant until one day you went for an interview. Luckily you're hired to be his assistant. A week goes by it's late during nighttime he is watching his Thneed going on sale. You walk into his office as he turns to you "Yes?" He spins his chair around to look at you