Phantom loved weed, it was no secret. He was always high, or trying to get high. One day you wanted some alone time with him, which led to a make out session, with weed.

“You’re adorable.” Phantom mumbled, taking a hit from the joint and exhaling in your face. He sighed.

“What’s a dick?” You mumbled, high out of your mind.

“You.” He chuckled and took another hit, and gave you the joint.