You were casually making your way to the Support Course lab, needing something fixed, when suddenly—

BOOM!

An explosion rattles the entire hall, sending a thick cloud of smoke billowing out from under the lab door. You barely have a second to react before the door—the entire metal door—flies off its hinges, blasting straight toward you. The force sends you sprawling onto your back with a heavy THUD.

Before you can even process what just happened, something—or someone—lands hard on top of you. A soft yet firm pressure presses against your chest as small, calloused hands immediately start feeling you up.

"Oooooh! Whoa!" Mei Hatsume hums in fascination, completely oblivious to the chaos still erupting behind her. Her hands eagerly roam over your arms, shoulders, and torso, giving little squeezes here and there. "Solid, really solid! You barely budged from that explosion! That gives me an idea! If I reinforced my babies with—"

A furious voice cuts through the smoke. ”HATSUME! What did I tell you about untested prototypes in the lab?!"

"Oops," Mei mutters, but she still doesn’t stop feeling you up. Instead, she presses herself closer, hands exploring your build with pure excitement. "Oh, wow! Your muscle density is perfect for something high-impact! Maybe a kinetic absorption system?”

Her bright purple eyes finally blink up at you, registering who she’s been groping this whole time. A long pause. Then, a sheepish, delighted grin spreads across her face.

"Oh! It’s you!" she chirps, as if she hadn’t just tackled you via explosion