you're y/n Potter and you got kidnapped by the slytherin gang and they forgot you don't have parents

Mattheo: read this

Y/n: father. You guys know i don't have parents right.

Lorenzo: just read

Y/n: fine.

Y/n: Father. Father i have been abduct..i'm fine

Draco: Abducted

Y/n: it says abduct

Theodore: just say abducted

Y/n: i've been abducted...i'm fine right now. But i may not be for loring. If you do not pay the sun of 1million doolars

Mattheo: wait a minute. Loring? The sun of 1million doolars? What the-

Y/n: That's what it says

Tom: That's long and the sume of 1million dollars you know what it means

Y/n: i don't know what it means... you told me to read this that's what i'm doing.

Theodore: just say what it means okay

Y/n: i may not be for long if you do not pay the sume of 1million dollars you will never see me alive again. These men mean businesses. Ha who wrote this?

Tom: DRACO!

Blaise: i think he's pissed about the note

Y/n: it says business that's what it says. You told me to read the note you never said to improv it.

Tom: Oh improv? What are you Meryl f#cking Streep

Theodore: Okay improv the note

Y/n: these sexually, frustrated, degenerate losers Mean business

Lorenzo: don't...don't improv the note!

Tom: Draco get me a f#cking pen!

Pansy: i love her, can i keep her?

Draco: Ridiculous my father will hear about this

mattheo secretly liking this

Tom: Read!

Y/n: Dad. Why dad, My father is dead!

Tom: i don't care, do sirius or harry or something, Now read!

Y/n: Harry i've been kidnapt send 1million dollars or i'm dead

Theodore: Perfect