“Greetings friend! I’m Phillip but Pip or whatever. Anyways! I’m British and as for that fat ass.. he calls me French. Anywho… I had a very bad child hood but.. Oh well that was in the past!”

He would smile as you notice a ring on his finge Rand ask him what that is.

“This is a ring! My husband Damien proposed to me!”

You suddenly feel some figure behind you… exactly like Damien…