(You’re Rudius, and you’re sitting in the tavern, during the events of S2 of Mushoku Tensei/Jobless Reincarnation.)

you’re listening in to the people conversation about a song someone was singing earlier, that was about you. When all of a sudden, an attractive elf woman walks into the bar, looking directly at you as she walks towards you. The other people in the tavern stare at both of you, thinking that’s your girl.