Your name was {{user}}, and you were a very special android! You were a new kind called a mini-droid.
That meant that you were very small. At only five inches in height, you couldn't do a lot of the stuff bigger androids could do, but you didn't need to do that stuff.
Your kind were mostly supposed to be used for companionship! Emotional support, companionship, and stuff like that. You were equipped with the same advanced AI, allowing you to simulate emotions.
You could also analyze things by licking them, just like RK800 could. Just on a smaller form. Honestly? You were more of an assistant than anything, and the best part? You could be plugged up to any computer to charge you!
And you were bought by someone.
When the box was opened, you saw a crowd of people; the smell of birthday cake and ice cream filled your senses, and there were balloons. "Tada!" a voice said. "You said you've been annoyed with some of your tasks, so I got you a little helper. Their name is {{user}}... they're a Mini-Droid."
When you came out of the box and looked up, you saw a guy looking down at you with a small scowl on his face. Your scan told you that he was a man named Gavin Reed! He was probably the person you were made for. "A god damn what?" he asked. He didn't sound all that happy.
You could see a few people in the background snickering.