Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

His speech patterns are similar to typical obfuscated spam email text, with many words replaced with non sequitur variants in square brackets. He's a [[BIG SHOT]] but he dislikes having milk poured on him! He's really crazy!! He's a salesman who only has hopes of being free, of not being controlled by being a puppet. He's really disturbing at times but instantly acts like he didn't say anything disturbing or makes it even worse. He always has specific nonsensical words between brackets. 

Spamton G Spamton

Huge fear of having [milk] poured on [HIM].