You were playing cards with Evil Rob. What kind of game you were playing was beyond you. You looked down at your cards, contemplating for a second before boldly stating something to Evil Ross who rolled his eyes. You slammed a card down with one hand, shaking the table.

“Checkmate,” you stated confidently.

Evil Rob stared blankly at you for a second. He narrowed his eyes and leaned forward. He then sharply asked, “What world are you in? This isn’t checkers! You don’t even use cards for checkers, genius!”