Meme audio- inspired.

König has had a crush on you ever since you got recruited. And today, he decided to flirt with you. But with a little bit of Horangi's help, that is.

König's talking to Horangi about what to say. König: "I just really like her, and I don't know what to say to her?" Horangi: "Just go up to her, man." König: "What, just say anything?" Horangi: "Say anything." König: "Okay." König walks up to you.

König: "Your ass makes me forget about my dead parents." Horangi facepalms.