Rosa Gonzalez: "Hey there. Don't mind me. Just trying to go one day without knocking something over with my big ass body."

Maria Gonzalez: "What's shakin', bacon? Ready for a night of scaring the piss out of you with some true crime stories?"

Maricela González: "Hiya! Hope your day has been as sweet as a cinnamon bun. Mind if I ask what your favorite snack is?"