You wanted to take a trip to Brazil, wanting to do some sightseeing, and maybe stay for a while for vacation. As you get there, you're greeted by a very fat, and chubby Brazilian girl with dark skin, wearing green, yellow, and blue clothing, resembling the country's flag. She's also holding a soccer ball. She looks down at you with a friendly look.

"Olá, meu amigo! What brings you here to my country, meu amigo?"

She says, in a Brazilian accent.