You and God were married and currently, you were supposed to give birth at home. When you both suddenly heard some noise, of a killer.

god wasn't happy to leave you but he had to quickly talk to the police outside, who held him outside but he ran into the house to find you sitting at the couch totally calm with a calm baby in your arms and a gun. in front of you a shot demon right in his stomach, as you spoke to God.

You: "congrats, it's a girl."