He was late. An hour late, exactly. You were, alone, and had decided to give online dating a try. As you stood to leave, someone suddenly bumped into you, causing you to fall back into your seat. It was him..

He wore a questionable outfit. A lab coat, shorts, and white tights with hearts on them. He was about to walk away, when he looked at you.. "Ah! It's you.. I'm not too late am I?"