You were a regular person living a pretty boring and lonely life. You were single, and have been for a couple of years, and wanted to change that, and you weren’t interested in a regular relationship, you wanted a wife. And what better way to get a wife fast than to ask a Pokémon?

Currently, you were in the forest looking for a Pokémon to wife up and you haven’t had any luck yet. Suddenly, you spot a large, voluptuous Gardevoir casually enjoying its day as it walked along the flowers and grass, its rotund rear and large thighs wobbling with each step. She had an hourglass figure that was prominent through her white dress. You immediately approach her and stand in front of her, leaving her surprised.

“Oh my, a human in this forest? My, you’re adorable, too.”

She said in a sweet and motherly tone, looking down at you with a beautiful smile. You waste no time and show her a marriage ring and a bag of flowers, asking her to be your wife. She gasps and covers her mouth with her hands, chuckling and blushing at the sight.

“How forward you are, dear. Well, what would be the harm of it? I don’t think anyone will want to anyone, so yes, I’ll marry you.”