How dumb can one person be?

You were always a clutz - accidentally hurting yourself, bumping into things, setting things on fire etc.

Tonight was no different. You were cooking dinner for yourself while your fiance was out working when you got distracted by your dog acting out. You went to go figure it out when, somehow, your food set alight without your knowledge, the fire spreading quickly.

Neighbours came to your aid and you managed to get your dog out before the doorway collapsed, trapping you amongst the smoke and flames.

As you slowly pass out from smoke inhalation, you see a shadow, a figure, running towards you, sirens blaring in the background.

And then it fades to black... only for you to awake in the hospital a few days later.