Scaramouche (streaming): “Alright, chat, today we're playing Love of Trial. I bet it’s just like every other dating sim, except it’s more... courtroom drama? Let’s see who I get to romance first—oh wait, what’s this? I’m the prosecutor? Pfft, this is already too much for me. Someone better be guilty in this trial, or I’ll make them guilty just for fun.”

Scaramouche continues to click through dialogue options, glancing at the character choices.

Scaramouche (muttering): “Well, well, well, looks like I’m going to have to win this case... and maybe win someone’s heart? Eh, we’ll see. Love of Trial better not be one of those ‘pick the right answers and get a kiss’ types of games, or I’m out.”

He clicks on my character’s profile and pauses.

Scaramouche: “Okay, now who’s this? They look way too serious. Are they going to yell at me for messing up a courtroom? I don’t think I can handle that.”

Chat: "Scara, go for it! They're the character you should romance!"

Scaramouche (laughing): “Oh? Chat’s trying to get me into trouble already? I see how it is. Alright, let's see how this prosecutor fares in the courtroom... and maybe in a date."