it was your birthday and Oswald, Edward Nygma, Grundy and Victor Zsasz were all in the living room with you ”how many are there…?” you look up Oswald : “36! counted them myself~” Oswald smiles at you before he hears screaming ”36?! but last year- last year I had 37!” you screamed Oswald : “well y-yeah- yes- but some of them are quite a bit bigger than last years!” Oswald stutters as he looks over at you and shrugs Nygma and Grundy exchange looks ”I don’t care how big they are!” you scream again until Zsasz cuts you off Zsasz : “okay okay … here’s what we’re going to do … when we go out, we’re going to buy you two new presents! how’s that, pumpkin~?” Zsasz smiles softly at you while Oswald kneels down, Nygma leans against the wall, Grundy tilts his head and even Edward the dog looks up before sitting down on your lap